follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(via hi)

necrophilofthefuture:

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

image

(via pleblord)

guykneecologist:

This.

(via hi)

ramonaflour:

I’m in the running for

'Cyber Hustla' of the year for the

2014 Fanny Awards! 

PLEASE support your favorite cam girl & help me win!

It’s a HUGE deal for my career to win something this big!!!!

PLEASE vote for me every 24 hours @ http://thefannys.com/

You also get a chance to win VIP tickets for the weekend!

(via roughsmut)

#ladies  

bodyghost:

jazzaroune:

And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.

I wish I knew more white dads

(via hi)

tights/stockings/leggings galore, only here

(via rainbowjellokitty)

#oooh  

nosdrinker:

what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment

(via radicalravenclaw)

thefrogman:

[video]

Things British People Say During Sex:

princemoth:

  • Tally ho, old sport
  • Whistling dippers
  • Gosh golly gosh and heavens
  • Ya minger innit blud brrrrap
  • Butter my crumpets
  • Aye sonny jim
  • BOB’S YER UNCLE
  • Tickity-boo
  • My wo r d
  • Good show, old chap
  • Tbh I need a cuppa can we do this later

(via my--wonderland)

gayblowjob:

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

(via ghetsis)

thefrogman:

pigkour…PIGKOUR!

[video]

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians
  • women

(via radicalravenclaw)

hi:

hi:

one night my roommate brought home a girl from a party he was at and I was up when they came home eating fruit roll ups and I offered the girl some and she ended up sleeping in my bed with me and now i’m known in my whole residence as the fruit roll up cock block

this is funnier now that everyone knows I’m gay omg

(via hi)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(via jerkidiot)

grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

(via hi)